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Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself keeping score in _Jaws_.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You have a favorite brand of fish food.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You have memorized two Tennyson poems by heart, and I don't have to tell you which two.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You horribly misinterpret the TV cop's statement that he plans to "tail" a suspect.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep noticing how big and how sharp "Shamu, the Friendly Killer Whale"'s teeth actually are.

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