Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you decide to stay in school.
..just to keep your Internet account!...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you discover that you're balancing your checkbook in octal.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you don't care whether C or C++ is compiled or interpreted.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you dream you have to write device drivers for your refrigerator, washing machine, and other major household appliances before you can use them.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you enclose comments in your class notes with "/* */...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you find yourself trying to CTRL-S the credits rolling on the TV screen.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you fumble dialing the telephone, and make a stab for the backspace key [and wonder why the numbers aren't coming up on your screen].

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