Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get a thank-you note from the local power company, along with a co-signer form for next month's bill.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
fork(): no more processe...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to the movies and it takes 5 minutes to get used to the flicker.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have to put a happy face on paper, and do it sideways.
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you leave the building at night and say "XGoodNight" to the security guard!

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