You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Always Sleep *face Down* (think About It!).

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Always Sleep face Down (think About It!).

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You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Everybody's talking about "fin de siecle" and you keep looking for the fin.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made discrete inquiries about "Species Change" surgery.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You're so upset about assorted slaughters that you stomp on Japanese beetles and set traps for Norway rats.