Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep thinking of ways to buy and sink a houseboat.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You look at a statue of Justice and get disappointed that the scales aren't what and where you wanted them to be.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You own an entire set of the Mermaid Drama Series and you've never read a single play.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You own eighteen volumes of _Peter Pan_ because they have pictures by eighteen different illustrators.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You realize you've been rooting for the wrong side in _Creature from the Black Lagoon_.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You remember Rod Serling strictly for narrating "The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You reply each time with expletives.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You're so upset about assorted slaughters that you stomp on Japanese beetles and set traps for Norway rats.

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