Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the funniest joke you came up with over dinner has the punch line
"But what if it was in hex?" ...and the people you were with also thought it wa...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the Government actually makes sense.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the message `New mail in /usr/spool/mail/foo' becomes an NMI.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot to push a return address on the stack the night before.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you almost get hit by a bus that pulled away from the stop without looking and you say
PANIC: bus erro...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are having a bad dream (being chased by space aliens, etc.
) and you wake up, only to have another bad dream and realize that you are STILL dream...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are looking at an ASCII core dump of your OS project which has many O's and &'s in it (among other things), and you shou
"I see the problem....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are moving across town, and find yourself thinking about putting a forward in your mailbox outside.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are trying to remember something but hear in your head
parity error at address......
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.

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