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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in art class you make a mistake in a drawing and look frantically for the undo button on the paper.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in non-computer related situation you start thinking that whatever you are doing, it could be done more easily in a shell script.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in your universe, `round numbers' are powers of 2, not 10.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...it takes a conscious effort NOT to pronounce the 'd' at the end of common words.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...people talk to you while you're trying to work, and you think, "mesg n".
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...someone sticks a Post-It note on your screen and you try to lower it behind some other windows.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...that home project you thought would only take a single weekend has now passed its first decade of development.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...

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