Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX-MeX" food.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin all of your questions with "INPUT.
. ....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin to think in nested IF-THEN-ELSE clauses that would make a bureaucrat get lost.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can't digest anything except VendeCoffee(TM) and VendeChoc(TM).
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can't sleep any more, because you're stuck in the garbage collector and it keeps dumping with Illegal Instruction.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you complain in the supermarket about your change and find out you computed it in hex.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count empty bottles (two at a time) like thi
"2, 4, 8, 16, 32, .... 32?!?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.

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