Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
"Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you...
You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Cats start following you around even when you *aren't* carrying groceries.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Everybody's talking about "fin de siecle" and you keep looking for the fin.
You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
You know you should be swimming when . . . _Little Nemo in Slumberland_ was a big disappointment.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Low ceilings bother you considerably less than high floors.
You know you should be swimming when . . . People have asked you on several occasions what *is*, in fact, the Best Tuna.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Someone tells you they're having flounder for dinner and you ask when he'll be arriving.
You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.

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