Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Your parents on numerous occasions have discussed charging you rent for the bath tub.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You shout, "Change *him*, change *him*!
at Triton near the end of _The Little Mermaid_....
You know you should be swimming when . . . You shudder every time you walk past a sushi bar.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made discrete inquiries about "Species Change" surgery.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You want to grab a Disney animator by the lapels and lecture him about how to draw a caudal fin.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You won't go anywhere near a "Detail Shop.
You know you've achieved perfection in design, Not when you have nothing more to add, But when you have nothing more to take away.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery...

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