You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . To You, "the Local Bar Scene" Refers To Those Dratted Obstructions In And Around The Harbor.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . To You, "the Local Bar Scene" Refers To Those Dratted Obstructions In And Around The Harbor.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
To you, "the local bar scene" refers to those dratted obstructions in
and around the harbor.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
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