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You know you're getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.
You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
-- Jeanne Phillip...
You know you're growing old when dialing long distance wears you out.
You know you're growing old when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
You know you're having a bad dream when Freddy wears a Swiss Army glove.
You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
You know you're in trouble when Steve Dallas is your defense attorney.
You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
You know you're in trouble when you forget your date with the DM.
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