You Know You're Getting Old When You Notice How Young The Derelicts Are Getting.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Notice How Young The Derelicts Are Getting.

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You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are
getting.
-- Jeanne Phillips

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.
You know you are getting along in years when you wink at a very pretty young gal and she smiles.
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
You know you're getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardne...