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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are having a bad dream (being chased by space aliens, etc.
  ) and you wake up, only to have another bad dream and realize that you are STILL dreaming, and had been dreaming you were dreaming, so you wake up again, and finally wake up once more and realize you were nested four levels deep in dreaming you were dreaming....
• You know you're growing old when dialing long distance wears you out.
• Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying?
  It means you're really dreaming about having sex....
• You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
• If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You know when you're young, you think your dad's Superman.
  Then you grow up and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. -- Dave Atell...
• Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when you see them wearing dark glasses and having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antle
  because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.
• Cthulhu loves you ... On a Ritz cracker with Swiss Cheese!