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• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....
• You have passed the test and can be considered as friendly if you dial a wrong number and manage to talk the the person who answers for fifteen minutes.
• When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.
• Progress is marvelous. In former days, you could dial a wrong number locally.
  Now, thanks to progress, you can dial a wrong number all over the world....
• Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. -- Kovak's Conundrum
• Printout: A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway. -- Computing Definitio
• You may be redneck... if you have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
• You really want to talk to Tammy Faye Bakker? Dial 1-800-MAS CARA.