Related:

• You know you are getting along in years when you wink at a very pretty young gal and she smiles.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your date with the DM.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• You know you're in trouble when Steve Dallas is your defense attorney.
• O When the lady smiles, You know it drives me wild =`\&l
  Her lips are warm and resourcefull, (=)/(=) When the lady smiles, I cannot resist her call And as a matter of fact, I don't resist at all....
• You know you are in trouble when you've got insomnia so bad you can't fall asleep even when it's time to get up.
• You know the world's in trouble when it takes 2,000 laws to enforce the Ten Commandments.
  -- Alfred E. Newma...
• When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.