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• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• If at first you don't succeed, try, try again, then quit and get tanked. -- Steve Dalla
• You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
• Is it true that your husband consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?
  -- The defense attorney cross-examines Marge, "The New Kid on the Block...
• It's not what you know, it's what you think you know. -- Steve Marti
• The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff
  You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand....