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• Support your local police force -- steal!!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you complain in the supermarket about your change and find out you computed it in hex.
• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....
• You know that you are from a small town if the main street of the place runs through a car wash.
• You know you are in a truly small town, if the store owner sweeps the sidewalk in front of his or her place of business.
• You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.