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• When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.
  ' -- Theodore Roosevel...
• It's 03:40 P.M. Do you know where your child is?
• It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your child processes are?
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you decide to stay in school.
  ..just to keep your Internet account!...
• Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
  He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran Lebowitz...
• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
  -- Erma Brombeck...
• I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else .
  .. I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up....