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• Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
  (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight....
• Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK? Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
  Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live show....
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
  all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
  I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
• Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
  It's about how women need to become more empowered....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...