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You know, before I left, President Bush and I were talking and he said to me, 'I knew Spiro Agnew.
I worked with Spiro Agnew. And believe me, you are no Spiro Agnew....
You know, benchmarks are those programs which every manufacturer considers harmful.
You know, Griffiths, when I look at you, I often wonder why your ancestors bothered to climb out of the primordial slime.
-- Lytton, Attack of the Cyberme...
You know," he added very gravely, "it's one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle -- to get one's head cut off.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
You know he's a vampire if your pet rabbit growls at him.
You know he's Bad, he's Bad, you know it -- he stinks!
You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than THAT.
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobb...
You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MINE are even WORSE!" -- Calvi
You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?
I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?
I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...

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