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You Know, Benchmarks Are Those Programs Which Every Manufacturer Considers Harmful.
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You know, benchmarks are those programs which every manufacturer
considers harmful.
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Every program at MIT attempts to expand until it can read mail.
Those programs which cannot expand are replaced by ones which can....
Programs: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
On commercial television the high quality of the entertainment is often spoiled by those annoying little interruptions, which we call programs.
-- Kenneth Horne...
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly
You know dear, you may be right....
There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks!
It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are? -- Peter Oakley
There are mode important things around this lab than writing computer programs, you know!
-- Marty Conner, August 1982...
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not.
Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know....
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.