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• Every program at MIT attempts to expand until it can read mail.
  Those programs which cannot expand are replaced by ones which can....
• Programs: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
• On commercial television the high quality of the entertainment is often spoiled by those annoying little interruptions, which we call programs.
  -- Kenneth Horne...
• All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly
  You know dear, you may be right....
• There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks!
• It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are? -- Peter Oakley
• There are mode important things around this lab than writing computer programs, you know!
  -- Marty Conner, August 1982...
• Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not.
  Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know....
• Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.