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• You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
  ..and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...
• Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
  That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
  Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...
• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....