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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
..and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...
You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step?
I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
You know how most packages say "Open here". What should you do if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it. -- Maharbal
You know how with some girls you feel sorry the next day?
With Pamela you're sorry when it's going on. -- Roger Price...
You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
-- Red Skelto...
You know I don't repeat gossip, so I'm only going to say this once...
You know I hooked up my modem to a board with no name...
You know I'm a sucker, baby. For what the cowgirls do.
You know I'm going to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like is, baby--I don't want to live forever.
-- Lemmy Kilmeiste...

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