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• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by
  and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him....
• It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't.
  -- Rabbit, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
  He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• I'll go into the bushes over there, make a lot of noise, and flush out a rabbit.
  When he comes out, you step on him....
• Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
• If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.