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You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up! -- Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)
You keep your equilibrium no matter what position you find yourself in.
You killed someone he loved. . . . Dayne (to Shrinker) And there aren't many of them about.
Avon's not a very loveable man.... -- Vila...
You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed! - Bill
You Kill It, We Grill It" -- Road Kill Cafe
You Klingon son! You killed my bastard! No, wait a minute...
You knew it would have to come to this, I am sure, but Oliver North will only eat one kind of breakfast food
Shredded Wheat!...
You know about Escher, right? He's the artist who said, "I think it's in the basement, I'll go upstairs and check".
You know, all of these rules that may be completely correct for normal people, make no sense for prodigies.
To say that Bach should pay any attention to how he was socially adjusted is just a bad jok...
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers.
..damn anthropologists. -- Emo Phillip...

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