You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid?

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• A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa,
  you know when I'm bad right?" And Santa says, "Yes...
• That's the remarkable thing about life.
  No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse...
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand:
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and...
• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
  Calvin and...
• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some
  guilt to it and make it even worse! --...
• There's no problem that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
  Calvin and...
• Not to know is bad,
  but not to wish to know is worse...
• No matter how bad it is,
  there's always worse...