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• A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad right?
  And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you know when I'm sleeping?...
• That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.
  -- Calvi...
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvi
• There's no problem that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. -- Calvin and Hobbe
• Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse.
• No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.