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May you be invited to a banquet by the governor-general and belch in his face.
May you be known for you hospitality to God's creature
lice, rats, bedbugs, fleas, worms, maggots....
May you be rich enough to afford only the best: a diamond truss, jeweled crutches, crystal eyes, and gold teeth.
May you be so endowed no one envies you.
May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.
May you be strong enough to endure prison without getting sick, God forbid.
May you be such a fast healer, new boils keep growing over you scabs.
May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
May you both be favored by the future of your choice!
May you live to see a thousand reasons to rejoice!...
May you croak one day before your worst enemy.
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