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May you get herpes the week before a preventative vaccine is announced.
May you get mouth to mouth resuscitation from a paramedic with trench mouth.
May you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket.
May you grow old disgracefully.
May you grow so healthy, husky, and fat the worms take eighteen years to pick you clean.
May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss, crap, wash, or walk by yourself, God forbid.
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
May you have a dozen daughters, each uglier than sin, and not one penny in dowry.
May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
May you have eyes like a hawk and a spouse with warts.
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