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May You Be Rich Enough To Afford Only The Best: A Diamond Truss, Jeweled Crutches, Crystal Eyes, And Gold Teeth.
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May you be rich enough to afford only the best: a diamond truss, jeweled
crutches, crystal eyes, and gold teeth.
Related:
May you afford only the finest gruel.
Futurama is brought to you by Thompson's Teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
Unix: When you can't afford the very best.
May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.
A diamond is a girl's best friend, but you have to be friendly to get one!
Only the brave deserve the fair, but only rich, fat, cowardly merchants can afford same.
-- Chinese Proverb...
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
May you lose all your teeth -- but one should remain for a toothache.
You're at a level where you can only afford one mistake.
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you're allowed....
