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May you never meet a mouse in your cupboard with tears in his eyes! -- J. C. Furna
May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
May you never sneeze backwards!
May you outlive everyone but your mother-in-law.
May you program forever in basic, with no frills, on a TRS-80 model I.
May your blind date insist on wearing a ski mask.
May your breath always be sweet.
May your brother become a gay porno film actor.
May your brother take up go-go dancing at a gay bar.
May your caffeine sources always be fresh.
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