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• You may be redneck... if you are proud that you can belch your full name.
• General Ripper may have exceeded his authority!
• A fool and his money are invited everywhere.
• Don't flinch, boys--they're shooting at me, not you.
  -- Brigadier General Philip Kearney to his men, -- Battle of Williamsburg, May 5, 1862...
• Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.
• There is a wide difference between general acquaintance and companionship.
  You may salute a man and exchange compliments with him daily, yet know nothing of his character, his inmost tastes and feelings....
• You are cordially invited to dinner with the P.M... $200 a plate!
• You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
• You will be invited to dine with many important people. Once.