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• May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
• May all your troubles increase exponentially.
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...
• There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
• May all of your troubles last no longer than do your New Year Resolutions.
• You may be redneck... if your wading boots double as dress pants.
• Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place.
  It is in fact very easy. -- Fenchurch in "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" by Douglas Adam...
• All my troubles seem so far away.
• Happiness is having friends who laugh at your stories when they're not so funny and sympathize with you in your troubles even when they're not so bad.