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May you live all the days of your life.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
May you live forever with a beautiful wife, a rose garden, and music, and have the eyes, nose, and ears of a stone.
May you live in interesting times. -- Ancient Chinese Curse
May you live in uninteresting times.
May you live long and prosper.
May you lose all your teeth -- but one should remain for a toothache.
May you lose everything, so that no enemy can cast an evil eye upon you.
May you make a poor man richer: your doctor.
May you make a widow and orphans happy -- your own.
May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
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