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May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
May your Kayak have only one hole in it.
May your life be sublime.
May your lover insist on separate tables at a fancy restaurant.
May your lucky rabbit's foot be attached to an 800 lb. rabbit.
May your memories bring you comfort and keep your loved-one close in heart.
May your mother-in-law treat you like her own child and move in with you.
May your name be so famous that every bailiff, bill collector, constable, and police inspector knows it.
May your neighbour get a 30 foot Anaconda for a pet.
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