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May your camel be as swift as the wind.
May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
May your children grow tall, strong, straight, and hardy like the weeds in the Garden of Eden.
May your clock run slow, your heart fast, your bile over, your wife away, your nose always.
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and fade.
May your daughters grow up such gems, their presence in your house illuminates your old age.
May your daughters' hair grow thick, black, and abundant -- all over their faces.
May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
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