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May your enemies get cramps in their legs when they dance on your grave.
May your eyes see like Picasso on a bad day.
May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
May your favourite sports team take permanent residence in the cellar.
May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.
May your friends always appreciate you.
May your future be limited only by your dreams. -- Christa McAuliffe
May your Gakh never wonder off your plate.
May your hair constantly try to escape your skull, violently.
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