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May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
May you die alone and silent.... -- Cally
May you die and be reborn as a mouse in a radioactive lab.
May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.
May you enjoy your wedding feast, then choke on the last bite.
May you fall off the Sears tower the day before man learns how to fly.
May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
May you fool your enemies and beat them to Paradise.
May you forget your best friends name as you deliver his eulogy.
May you get a love letter from the Ayatollah Khomeini.
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