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May you and your wife share with each other like a horse and a sparrow.
May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
May you be as healthy as the salmon.
May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.
May you become the greatest expert on drought, locust, pip, and anthrax.
May you be cursed with a chronic anxiety about the weather.
-- John Burroughs (1837-1921) from "The Book of Insul...
May you be French-kissed by a leprous aardvark.
May you be fruitful and multiply so that your generations are as plentiful as the stars in the sky, and may you have to house, feed, and clothe them all.
May you be held hostage for the release of the unknown soldier's grandmother.
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead -- An Irish toast.

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