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• May you always have someone to share your bed and board
  mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
• You may be redneck... if your entertainment is shooting rats at the dump.
• Birds : creatures that pick up worms.
• May you grow so healthy, husky, and fat the worms take eighteen years to pick you clean.
• The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
• Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur.
  You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever....
• May the God of Thunder strike you in the kneecap!
• May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
• You may be redneck... if you're affectionately known as "Bubba, Jr.