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May you never develop rheumatism, so you can scratch away till you're ninety.
May you never develop stomach trouble from too rich a diet.
May you never feel pain, itch, burn, heat, cold, sting, prick.
May you never have healthy mice in the house.
May you never have to visit such a filthy place as the outhouse.
May you never hear a word of gossip, slander, profanity, or blasphemy.
May you never know peace.
May you never leave your marriage alive.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
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