Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
-- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
I was thinking of Sybok. I have lost a brother. I lost a brother once -- I was lucky I got him back.
I thought you said men like us don't have families. I was wrong. -- Spock, Kirk & McCoy, "The F...
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh
I was trying to think the other day about what you do now in America if you want to be successful.
Before, you were dependable and wore a good suit....
I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
The driver and passengers then left for a vacation with injuries....
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard M. Nixo
I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a _crew_.
Opinion is divided on the subject. ...Is it. Yes. All the other captains say it _is_....

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