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I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!
I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
I was walking along the ocean. That's generally where you'll find the beach.
Looking for ashtrays in their wild state. -- Ronny Graham...
I was walking down 126th Street on my way to work. Met a fella.
He said, "Moms, I hate this, I really hate this, but, Moms, gimme some money!...
I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a very good-looking tie in a shop window.
So I went in. Before I could say anything the manager said, "Oh, Tony Randall!...
I was walking down that narrow trail into the Grand Canyon, when....
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
I was walking in someone else's sleep last night.

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