Miscellaneous Collections

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I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. -- Steven Wrigh
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -- Steven Wrigh
I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked if I had any questions.
I went to all that work to get him out of his shell, and he really *was* a spineless mollusc!
-- Dame Enid Aurelia...
I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured the water and warned me not to drink it.
-- Brad Garre...
I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive.
There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed." -- Phil Foste...
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh
I went to a wedding ... I couldn't believe the groom was married in rented shoes.
You're making a commitment for a lifetime and your shoes have to be back by five-thirty....

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