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I went to this conference for bulimics and anorexics.
It was a nightmare. The bulimics ate the anorexics....
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. ...
I went up into the attic with the wife the other day.
Dirty, filthy, covered in cobwebs. But she's good with the kids....
I went up to the salesgirl. I said, "I'd like to see something cheap in a man's suit.
She said, "The mirror's on the left." -- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)...
I went up to the stage door, but it was locked. So I went around to the front door and came into the theatre.
And the stage was all lit up, but the theatre was so dark, I couldn't see a thing. I...
I went window shopping... and bought OS/2!
I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
I, who have so much and so universally adored this [greek], "excellent mediocrity," -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap.
xiii...
I will aggravate my voice so, that I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove
I will roar you, an 't were any nightingale....
I will always love the false image I had of you.

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