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• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• When I was a kid, I was an imaginary playmate.
• The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
  -- Aaron Machado...
• There is an imaginary universe just around the corner from reality and next door to the twilight zone.
  Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to explore the landscape and gather up treasures....
• I Was an Incubator Baby and She Was the Girl Next Door. -- Harry Ruby
• Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....
• Those who believe in God matured, but still need an imaginary friend.
• Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
  Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle....
• Death is just around the next door.