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I was walking on the moon one day, when....
I was walking through the park. I had a very bad asthmatic attack.
These three asthmatics attacked me. I know ... I should've heard them all hiding. -- Emo Philip...
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather.
The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay....
I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
I was wondering if I might sleep on the roof, only the Town Bailiff says if I lie in the gutter I'll be flushed into the Thames with all the other turds.
-- Baldrick to Edmund : Bell...
I was working in a cosmetics shop. A woman came in looking for something to bring out her bright blue eyes.
I gave her meat skewers. -- Hattie Hayridge...
I was wounded in the house of my friends. -- Old Testament -- Zechariah xiii, 6
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
-- Steven Wrigh...

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