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• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
  It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
  The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.