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• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...
• Since you're clearly mad as a mongoose, I'll bid you good-day. -- Edmund to Captain Rum : Potato
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• The day after tomorrow we shall be in Calais. Captain, set sail for France!
  (All) Hooray! (Caption: The Day After The Day After Tomorrow) ....
• What's the First Mate's name? ...Percy. A nautical cove?
  Yes...Well, he's a sort of...wet fish. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• You say potatoe, And I say potato. You say tomatoe, And I say tomato.
  Potatoe, potato, Tomatoe, tomato. Let's go be the Vice President......