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• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
  ..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....
• Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
  Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
• Tis said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so through learned discussion, he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
  Yes, I'd heard that. ...Personally, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best....
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• There has been some discussion in the court on the subject of your best man.
  ..and I thought it might be the moment to...bring the subject to a....